slimjoe
0x5e3040eb55cb0f4f86eb0af40cb84c9d3585acbf
- Realised P&L
- $63.0k
- Volume
- $13.37M
- Markets traded
- 28,739
- Open portfolio
- $14.9k
Can you copy this trader?
unrealistic — Multiple hard blockers. Interesting to watch, but mirroring this would not reproduce its returns.
These checks compare a wallet’s past record against thresholds chosen by hand. They are not measurements, and none has been tested against out-of-sample returns — that needs the backtester. Every signal looks backwards.
What was checked
- BlockerEdge per dollar0.5%
- Thinner than the spread a taker crosses. Whatever this wallet is doing, a follower's worse fills would erase it — the profit comes from volume, not from a per-trade advantage you could inherit.
- BlockerMarkets traded28,739
- Far too many to mirror. This is automated flow across the whole venue, not a set of considered positions — copying it means rebuilding their infrastructure, at which point you are not copying anyone.
- ClearProfit concentration16.3% from one position
- Profit is spread across many positions, which is what a method looks like.
- ClearSettled sample50 positions
- Enough settled positions for a win rate to mean something, though still not proof.
- Not knownWin rate (sample)86.0%
- Deliberately unscored. Win rate says nothing without position sizing — selling longshots wins often and loses big, buying them does the reverse.
- ClearOpen concentration38.6% in top position
- Open risk is spread across several positions.
Largest open positions
| Market | Avg | Now | Value | Unrealised |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spread: LA (-9.5) · NYG | 0.556 | 0.585 | $5.7k | +$283.70 |
| Spread: SF (-12.5) · SF | 0.500 | 0.505 | $1.6k | +$16.00 |
| Bengals vs. Texans · Texans | 0.560 | 0.585 | $877.50 | +$37.50 |
| Spread: KC (-5.5) · KC | 0.519 | 0.505 | $808.00 | −$22.76 |
| UFC 331: Gable Steveson vs. Sean Sharaf (Heavyweight, Prelims) · Gable Steveson | 0.920 | 0.915 | $745.73 | −$4.08 |
| UFC 331: Ozzy Diaz vs. Ryan Gandra (Middleweight, Early Prelims) · Ryan Gandra | 0.810 | 1.000 | $616.69 | +$116.92 |
| Will Levante UD win on 2026-09-16? · No | 0.720 | 0.735 | $571.83 | +$11.67 |
| UFC 331: Alexandre Pantoja vs. Joshua Van (Flyweight, Main Card) · Joshua Van | 0.570 | 0.585 | $538.78 | +$13.81 |
| Packers vs. Jets · Jets | 0.360 | 0.385 | $299.53 | +$19.45 |
| UFC 331: Michael Aswell vs. JooSang Yoo (Featherweight, Prelims) · Michael Aswell | 0.370 | 0.385 | $297.49 | +$11.59 |
| UFC 331: Alexandre Pantoja vs. Joshua Van (Flyweight, Main Card) · Alexandre Pantoja | 0.410 | 0.415 | $283.44 | +$3.42 |
| Spread: Manchester City FC (-1.5) · Manchester City FC | 0.480 | 0.485 | $282.75 | +$2.92 |
| KBO: Hanwha Eagles vs. LG Twins · LG Twins | 0.490 | 0.809 | $231.52 | +$91.38 |
| Spread: Texans (-2.5) · Bengals | 0.450 | 0.475 | $219.19 | +$11.54 |
| Spread: Cowboys (-4.5) · Cowboys | 0.480 | 0.475 | $191.90 | −$2.02 |
Biggest settled wins
A highlight reel, excluded from every check above — measuring a wallet against its own best trades reports a 100% win rate for everyone.
- +$16.3kat 0.477Spurs vs. Knicks
- +$8.2kat 0.340Will Belgium win on 2026-06-15?
- +$7.2kat 0.765Will Liverpool FC win on 2026-04-08?
- +$6.6kat 0.754Mexico leading at halftime?
- +$6.0kat 0.585Spread: Celtics (-6.5)
Recent fills
| Time | Market | Side | Price | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 09-19 23:11 | UFC 331: Ozzy Diaz vs. Ryan Gandra (Middleweight, Early Prelims) | BUY | 0.81 | $499.77 |
| 09-19 20:01 | UFC 331: Michael Aswell vs. JooSang Yoo (Featherweight, Prelims) | BUY | 0.37 | $280.09 |
| 09-19 20:00 | Alabama Team Total: O/U 34.5 | BUY | 0.54 | $2.70 |
| 09-19 19:04 | Will CD Garcilaso win on 2026-09-19? | BUY | 0.57 | $7.44 |
| 09-19 18:58 | Sporting CP vs. FC Arouca: Sporting CP O/U 2.5 | BUY | 0.53 | $0.03 |
| 09-19 18:57 | O/U 4.5 Rounds | BUY | 0.4 | $52.00 |
| 09-19 18:57 | O/U 1.5 Rounds | BUY | 0.33 | $99.99 |
| 09-19 16:46 | Spread: Vanderbilt (-2.5) | BUY | 0.46 | $559.82 |
| 09-19 16:46 | NC State vs. Vanderbilt | BUY | 0.41 | $280.03 |
| 09-19 16:37 | Wyoming vs. Central Michigan | BUY | 0.51 | $399.84 |
| 09-19 16:37 | Wyoming vs. Central Michigan | BUY | 0.51 | $399.84 |
| 09-19 16:37 | Wyoming vs. Central Michigan | BUY | 0.51 | $399.84 |
| 09-19 16:36 | Wyoming vs. Central Michigan | BUY | 0.51 | $399.84 |
| 09-19 16:36 | Wyoming vs. Central Michigan | BUY | 0.51 | $399.84 |
| 09-19 16:36 | Wyoming vs. Central Michigan | BUY | 0.51 | $399.84 |