Absurdcall
0x06c5c4ac03a14e20759abd6916f84adc8f2ad7c4
- Realised P&L
- $-14.58
- Volume
- $624.73
- Markets traded
- 71
- Open portfolio
- $18.69
Can you copy this trader?
difficult — Possible in principle, but at least one signal says a copier would not keep the edge. Worth understanding before following.
These checks compare a wallet’s past record against thresholds chosen by hand. They are not measurements, and none has been tested against out-of-sample returns — that needs the backtester. Every signal looks backwards.
What was checked
- BlockerEdge per dollar-2.3%
- Thinner than the spread a taker crosses. Whatever this wallet is doing, a follower's worse fills would erase it — the profit comes from volume, not from a per-trade advantage you could inherit.
- ClearMarkets traded71
- Enough decisions to look like a method, few enough that each one is followable.
- ClearProfit concentration17.4% from one position
- Profit is spread across many positions, which is what a method looks like.
- ClearSettled sample50 positions
- Enough settled positions for a win rate to mean something, though still not proof.
- Not knownWin rate (sample)88.0%
- Deliberately unscored. Win rate says nothing without position sizing — selling longshots wins often and loses big, buying them does the reverse.
- CautionOpen concentration100.0% in top position
- Most of the open book is one position. Copying inherits that concentration.
Largest open positions
| Market | Avg | Now | Value | Unrealised |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (LOW) $4,000 Week of September 28 2026? · No | 0.920 | 0.748 | $18.69 | −$4.31 |
| Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the July 2026 meeting? · No | 0.233 | 0.000 | $0.00 | −$1.00 |
| UFC Freedom 250: Justin Gaethje vs. Ilia Topuria (Lightweight, Main Card) · Ilia Topuria | 0.829 | 0.000 | $0.00 | −$10.00 |
| Will Avispa Fukuoka win on 2026-04-19? · Yes | 0.820 | 0.000 | $0.00 | −$2.00 |
Biggest settled wins
A highlight reel, excluded from every check above — measuring a wallet against its own best trades reports a 100% win rate for everyone.
- +$3.44at 0.570Connecticut Huskies vs. Illinois Fighting Illini
- +$2.99at 0.671UFC Fight Night: Kamaru Usman vs. Dricus Du Plessis (Middleweight, Main Card)
- +$2.25at 0.900Club Atlético de Madrid vs. Villarreal CF: O/U 4.5
- +$2.16at 0.900Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (LOW) $4,000 in September?
- +$1.95at 0.900Will Gold (XAUUSD) hit (LOW) $3,700 in August?
Recent fills
| Time | Market | Side | Price | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 08-24 02:32 | Will Google (GOOGL) finish week of August 24 above $315? | SELL | 0.03 | $0.84 |
| 08-24 02:29 | Will Google (GOOGL) finish week of August 24 above $315? | BUY | 0.2 | $5.57 |
| 08-22 17:15 | Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $65 in August? | SELL | 0.991 | $11.89 |
| 07-28 21:04 | Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the July 2026 meeting? | BUY | 0.2329998481 | $1.00 |
| 07-18 19:46 | UFC Fight Night: Kamaru Usman vs. Dricus Du Plessis (Middleweight, Main Card) | BUY | 0.6599999692 | $6.00 |
| 06-13 08:01 | UFC Freedom 250: Justin Gaethje vs. Ilia Topuria (Lightweight, Main Card) | BUY | 0.8099999312 | $2.12 |
| 06-06 07:14 | Bitcoin Up or Down - June 6, 3:10AM-3:15AM ET | BUY | 0.9799998236 | $3.00 |
| 06-06 06:18 | UFC Freedom 250: Justin Gaethje vs. Ilia Topuria (Lightweight, Main Card) | BUY | 0.8199999836 | $2.00 |
| 06-05 21:19 | Spread: Spurs (-25.5) | BUY | 0.94 | $2.00 |
| 06-04 05:45 | UFC Freedom 250: Justin Gaethje vs. Ilia Topuria (Lightweight, Main Card) | BUY | 0.84 | $5.88 |
| 04-19 08:02 | Will Avispa Fukuoka win on 2026-04-19? | BUY | 0.8199999836 | $2.00 |
| 04-15 03:25 | Trail Blazers vs. Suns: O/U 217.5 | BUY | 0.88 | $1.99 |
| 04-11 20:20 | Will US GDP growth in Q1 2026 be greater than 3.5%? | SELL | 0.93 | $2.11 |
| 04-04 21:29 | Bitcoin Up or Down - April 4, 5:25PM-5:30PM ET | BUY | 0.9699999951 | $1.99 |
| 04-04 20:38 | Wizards vs. Heat: O/U 249.5 | SELL | 0.09 | $0.45 |